Some of my most observant friends may have noticed recently of my continuous affectionate status's directed at miss Jezabelle. Let me quickly dismiss any such rumours of a female companion and explain that Jezzy is actually my snooker cue. Her hand crafted, lacquered shaft slides quite elegantly through my phalanges after every shot. As you can see i pretty much gave her the name Jezabelle to swiftly throw down some interesting metaphors and euphemisms. At one stage i was even keeping jezzys snooker results on my calender.. an impressive 14 wins - 2 losses. Obviously i've lost count of wins so the results seem superfluous. This weekend looks like onshore winds and depressing weather.. looks like Jezzy will be getting a workout!
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