Shoey FC player of the match:

Tuesday night saw the Shoeys take a rather relaxed casual approach to the match as we took on a much weaker opposition as always. South Coast Treat were our oppositions and oppose us they did with swift hacks to almost all of our ankles. South Coast Treat had a few Girl rippos who put them right in there with a chance. Notable mentions must go out to Pure and the chick on the other team called "Unit". Half time saw a pretty comfortable 3-2 lead with goals from tosti and russell benson. Second half and the Unit managed to punish us with some wild leg volley that somehow made its way inbetween Howie and myself.. obviously we were pretty rattled after this and did not want to lose the game to anyone particularly the Unit. Few big opportunities go by and i start heckling our team like the sero ball sicko i am as per usual. Soph Ellis Bextor drops into fullback with me and is obvs upset from my heckling.. i ask her whats up and she tells me to "Fuck off".

Jordo manages to squeeze one in with a squirrel attack up the side with Tosti. Up 4-3 in the final stages i was pretty cruzy dribbling the ball up out of defense when a rippo chick came in for a tackle, thinking no biggie of it i tried to just nutty her just for some fun.. somehow hits her boot she runs around me and slots one in. Our whole team is shattered as there is like 2minutes left and we are drawing to some sickening team. "That is SICK" i scream out in aggony. Russ, Jordo, and tosti are all drifting off into mega neg spirals as i sprint back up to half way trying to razz the fellas up. Tosti and i manage a sleek little wall pass and i find myself with enough space for a shot in the drizzling conditions. Ball slides through the keepers hands hits the post and goes in.. Shoeys do it again. Sezzy Kent gets player of the match for her domination during the game in defence and attack as well as managing to get away with 3 hand balls in the one game with the ref calling play on. Get a texty later on from Soph apologising for saying "fuck off". Classic match.