Anthony Showman on his new figure which attracts babes:

3:13pmAnthony
blog write offs

3:14pmAdam
really?
whos blog?

3:14pmAnthony
urs

3:14pmAdam
oh that was ages ago hah

3:15pmAnthony
tight

3:15pmAdam
wasnt on u was it?

3:15pmAnthony
just the wollongong drinkers
haha

3:15pmAdam
ha bullshit your crazy. u dont drink thats got nothing to do with you haha

3:16pmAnthony
haha
im back
mumma ash showman is back

3:18pmAdam
haha
i heard your looking good now too
few babes have told me youve lost weight and looking smoking

3:18pmAnthony
hahah fuckk offf
chicks told ya?

3:18pmAdam
yer few wollongong chicks
Phoebe Graham and stuff

3:19pmAnthony
arghhh frigg

3:19pmAdam
why frig?
now you can get into team rack

3:20pmAnthony
hahaha
na im pretty happy hay
feeling fresher
skinny jeansing
up a storm

3:22pmAdam
yer radness
geting more babes?

3:26pmAnthony
yeah getting more hay
think just getting more confidence with them

3:27pmAdam
yehhh babiiiii
wanna drop some names?

Anthony
oh just randoms hay no babes worth mentioning
but got my eyes out for a dream babe
pretty keen on getting a chick

3:30pmAdam
whos your 10/10 dream babe - in wollo scene and in celebs??

Anthony
haha na none hay
celebs
umm frigg
Jennifer Connelly

3:34pmAdam
i reacon lilly allen
she holds my celeb crush
cheers show biz.

Tiger's Felines:

Man Americans are a wild race of people, they seriosuly write off everyone and market the shit out of them regardless of the debauchery they have caused. As an avid golfer ive always been a Tiger fan and yer id still love to see him play despite smashing 14 babes while he was married (not that i promote it). Anyway some crazzzzzy american company has realeased the "Mistress Collection" of golf balls with his mistress' faces on them.. soo good. Even the slogan reads "TAILS OF THE TIGER - He likes to play a round with them.. now you can too". Americans are wild

"I am not the buck"

Famous quote from Kim Zammit in our last movie "I Wouldn't Normally". This time however Korrey Smith is the buck. For the last month or so ive been counting down the days until this weekend. One of my good mates Korrey "K time" Smith is getting married in March and this saturday night is his bucks night. 25 of Korreys closest mates will venture down to bawley pt for paintball, tows, waves, female entertainment (didnt realise strippers would be so committed as to drive down from Sydney to Bawley pt, but for $850, id pretty much do anything as well) and some massive crazy house party shenanigans. Just the thought of 25 dudes venturing down bawley for one big night blows my mind. I have never had a mate getting married and im quite the bucks night virgin which only excites me more, so much alcohol and write offs all weekend. I always here wollongong fellas "aw soo worried for dobo or dixon's health tongiht" ohh OOAHHH EETT shut the fuck up you Fuckin Pussys they have literally nothing on the state korrey smith will end up in come Sunday morning. 25 dudes pumping him full of paint, towing him into guillos all day then making him consume more alcohol than the weight of the strippers busty rack (which is pretty dam big) and then again to the power of 15. Pretty sure me plus the other 24 dudes will ensure Korrey Smith will far surpass the state of MANISHED. So many times i have seen his glass house appearances, dancing with anything, alcohol stains covering 90% of his shirt and pants and still able to skull a schooner in some ridiculous time of like 1.98 seconds. Only person ive seen skull quicker is John Boy. Swear he is one of the heaviest drinkers i know. On our mate simo's bday pub crawl, on the bus up he was made to skull the dregs of everyone on the buses drinks from a yard glass and still managed not to spew. Anyway this weekend cannot approach quick enough... wish us all luck ya macccccccs.
PHOTOS: Korrey and his wife to be, K Time wedding garment scoop at the boot

Rad Ebay sells:

I was kinda sick over the w.e which gave me a bit of time to hunt through old photos and emails on my hardrive. Wow some of the chit made me laugh that hard, ill have to throw it all up over the next few weeks. Heres one particular email i still had lying around of some ledge Aussie dude trying to sell a BMX, i am positive it is the best ebay description everrrrr. His answers to questions are also so amazing. Frwiiiiiigin rad to the power of sick.. click to enlarge so you can read them.

Getting all Shacky:

Super grom Lew Tube getting all shacky at the boot

Rig Day Out:

Ok so i dont have to explain to you all that Big Day out has been cruzin on by all weekend, there's enough facey status updates about it to even rival Jon Glanvilles impressive dedication to commenting on anyones status at anytime. I have attended one Big Day Out myself, pretty sure it was 05 notable moments included White Stripes and the Mars Volta both blowing my mind as a grom and searching the place to quench dehydration and find a quick pash for the day. So many babes, but this year im pretty content to be working ice cream and being able to serve frozen deserts to babelett tourists in Husky all weekend. Also got to serve that bruz from the "Today" show Stevie Jacobs and his smokin indy gf, as well as one of the dudes from the chaser. Hot days, all the ice cream and doughnuts i can eat and sufficing customers that look and dress like this on a regular occasion.... straight off the beach schhhhhhhmooooooookin hot bang bang pURe

Lag City:

Due to the serious lack of posts going on lately my blog has lovingly been given the nickname "lag city", quite a clever play on words from Mr James Dixon. bravo. Im exstatic to report that the lack of dedication to my blog is because of some brimmmmmmmming waves. Felt pretty deco to not only be riding some but also having to duck dive, pretty sure i havnt had to duck dive in well over 3 weeks. During the recent swell Jack Dobinson reported good acids, Morgan "no suprises" Brown surfed pipe everyday, Russ ran down the coast for a Depot photo slut mission, Ivan Pulic reported "some shhhhhhiiiik minnoes man, shoulda seen it" and James Dixon enjoyed being in a manished state every weeknight and blowing three pipe days.

No new photos so heres one from last year, Morgan Hives Best mate making a "cajsh"(reference: 2009, 4play bodyboards, Thom Robo) rail adjustment and getting all shacky in the shack.